It's apparently National Coming Out Day. The first person I came out to was my ex. I was 25: One night, she was mad at me for mentioning how I thought Misato and Kaji's relationship in Evangelion was cute. She didnt think they had "real love" and was mad that I liked them together. She told me to
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currently in the "weak and having weird dreams w a low fever after NSAIDs" stage myself. kind of doubtful my dr will be amused if i tell her i lost 6% of my body weight bc of this tho. >.> can i go in to work tuesday? whoof. big maybe rn
In my first year of university I had what I thought was a balanced diet of 5 pints of Guinness a day (spread out) accompanied by 5 packets of dry roasted peanuts. That was all. All was good until Easter when the pub wasn't opened and I shook like a leaf. Not drunk a pint since.
Happy National Coming Out Day! in previous years i have come out as, in order: - bi - pan - queer - non-binary - trans non-binary - trans woman - lesbian this year i am coming out as: - tired #NationalComingOutDay
Yes, yes, I am super happy readers got my books this weekend, but what made me even happier is that I sent home 5 of Dex Greenbright’s Defiant Potato stickers with happy customers. This quote makes me so happy.
I always think I'm going to chew more than ten pieces of gum per day, but I never do. Which is fine because I need to chew less soon as I wind down. Also, I don't wake up needing it, so that is good. Waking up is the smoker's hour for sure...
I've made art complicated again when I said I wasn't going to "It'll be so simple this time I'll knock it out like it's nothing" Sure Christine, sure
I should probably just do this.
Last evening I combined semi prepared ingredients to have food for the coming week. I might have done the most white man thing ever: Parbroiled Rice + a jar of hot Salsa + diced rotisserie chicken + oven roasted Currywurst+Cayenne pepper chickpeas. Is this what the kids call Boy Kibble?
absolute thrill of discovering Vimm's Lair doesn't have manuals for a game i actually own in real life, in english AND japanese, so now i have to go get high dpi scans done of them
Remember a Hot Minute ago when I told you about all the roosters around here... And I was like it can't possibly get any louder than this... well... I was wrong 😆 Now there are like 7 new roosters... all in various parts of my hood and all going off at The. Exact. Same. Time Even my dog was like what are these things and why do they sound delicious? #AmWriting #Writing #Editing
I am pretty thrilled about the supermarket I get my groceries delivered from offering spaghetti squash. Since the oven doesn't work, it went straight into the slow cooker. They keep, so I should have ordered a couple.
I'm so fucking easy to dupe. I bought these Doritos because - and only because - they're in a rectangular cardboard tube.
a lot of my friends are trans women and/or defense contractors so my only public statement on the gaytheon merch is: my mailing address is discoverable and christmas is coming up. also i wear 10.5 male us shoes
Caught my cat jumping off the table in the weirdest way possible 😂
'Show me a pic that has your energy and isn't a selfie'
It's a beautiful fall afternoon, and therefore it's totally okay if I eat this entire pumpkin pie in one sitting, for seasonal reasons.
me playing factory game: i should work towards unlocking the next tier of technology also me: but what if i build electrical grid infrastructure so that i can zipline across the map on the cables
I have a tendency just to try and work through illness. But the nice thing about working with a team is that when you join a call looking like this ⬇️ You have people to tell you to go rest 🥲
Interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume? Me: I found a TARDIS and wandered off for a bit.
thinking about when I had a couple packages of these and my daughter carefully ate only one a day because she thought the name “digestives” meant they were laxative cookies and she kept looking at me HORRIFIED when I’d have three or four at once and I couldn’t figure out why
It's apparently National Coming Out Day and I will repeat that I am bisexual every chance I get because my ex made me sleep on the couch for almost a week after I was outed and my stupid ass stayed with him for 2 more years.
i spent an entire goddamn night trying to debug internal bullet trace and particle emission code only to realize that the Evil Source Wizard is trying to decieve me by handing me a piece of weapon code that was always broken from the start
I played the Haunted Paws Demo earlier with TheUnstableGoose and we found a piss emote and he walked through it in the game and i said "Oh my god! Goose you have piss paws!" because it left paw prints lol
She's been trembling and sideeying me for 10 minutes now because I refused to give her some of my dinner WHICH IS NOT DOG SAFE BTW🤣 and now she's sulking big time, like I haven't fed her, walked her and gave her 3 whole snackies
I'm an adult who makes adult choices and tonights choice is mac n cheese for dinner
Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume? Me: i got really into potatoes
that kind of morning
eating pizza with knife and fork
Anybody who has ever had herd animals learns this, usually the hard way. Goats are maniacally good at escaping, and I spent many a fun time getting them back in to their pen.
every once in awhile you just gotta start craving some doritos. or at least I do all of a sudden apparently.
"My blanket!" The A/C still isn't working, making it uncomfortably warm in the house, but she still insists on claiming the new fleece throw blanket. 🤦♀️ (With luck, they'll fix it today)
It's October. Which means it's the start of months of whippets in jumpers. Which also means months of me having to retrieve blankets and snuggle sacks off them because they no longer slide gently off their incredibly silky butts when they get up.
Halp I bought too many chocolates at the Sarris store in Pittsburgh
There was a stellar’s jay who got trapped on my porch! It kept trying to fly through the windows instead of out the door so I put on my animal handling gloves, grabbed bird gentle like hamburger, then tossed it out my door
While visiting family this summer, someone accidentally left most of a box of frozen, raw croissants out to thaw. We rescued them by rolling them back out and making sloppy rolls from them. Today, I bought a box with the express purpose
Cats!! I've bought the old boy a raised eating platform and a heated pad to help his ancient bones. He studiously avoids lying on the heated pad and refuses to eat his food unless I put the bowl on the floor. Why do I bother?
I took years of accordion lessons as a child. I started playing Dungeons & Dragons in 1975. I carried a briefcase to school. I was a Trekkie in the 70s. I was an Eagle Scout. My first date was a blind date that bailed when she met me. However, everyone I know now thinks I’m cool AF.
I got auto-voted for student council because nobody else wanted to do it. I ran the anime club for about 4 people. I had a beret phase in university. Most of my wardrobe is secretly cosplay, not just the goggles. My emo phase started at 23. Hi. I have never been popular a day in my life.
During my early morning walk in the woods I occasionally encounter a random person sleeping/camping, and when I don't, I assume someone may be out there, unseen, and this morning they would've been hearing me doing this impression over and over, more blustery each time.
Drinking tea sitting at my correctly sized table in my correctly sized chair instead of the tiny apartment furniture, my skeleton feels so nice TAT I think furniture here must be like shovels where the dimensional standard was set a hundred years ago and never updated for post-famine heights.
haha I love just checking out all the wild mushrooms this time of ye- what's that? no, actually we didn't see any chantrelles, which is a little weird but no big deal that's just how it is with mushrooms I'm fine with it personally because it's all about like just getting out there right *sobs*
I want to change my afternoon plans to taking a shower and crying my bed, but I have to get to the hardware store before they close.
Did not get closer. I've seen the films.
apparently my husband told our daughter to wake me up this morning and she said “No! Mummy is かわいそう” so i have a favourite child today
At a renaissance faire, during the joust the announcer said the score was "Two to zero" and I said, "That's ridiculous, these people woulldn't know about zero" and my friend's husband thought that was the funniest thing he'd ever heard
Tapping the "skip ennui" button in the lower-left corner of my life.
so last night i was talking in my sleep and i was having a dream about this meme i thought my fiancé had sent in a group chat. I started laughing. He asked me what i was laughing at and all i said was "Pork BBQ". anyway here is what the meme looked like
Went to the little specialty market today and saw an older lady, maybe 80 or so, sitting on her little walker seat and looking bored and tired. We exchanged pleasantries and she complimented my "hex the patriarchy" shirt before sighing "fuck, I miss Quaaludes." Sometimes people are fun as hell. 😂
I'm a nun with a vow of poverty but will look for something to boost.
