Essentially, my plan is to do the computer equivalent of moving to a cabin in the woods with a solar panel and a well I dug myself. Additionally, and for entirely unrelated reasons, I have also been considering literally moving to a literal cabin in the literal woods with a literal solar panel and well. However, I would not dig the literal well myself. That seems like the kind of thing you want an experienced person who is aware of relevant Ontario regulations to do.
Humor · Life
24 posts in Humor that are people’s own lives and social moments, where the model is sure of the intent. Page 1 of 2: the top 3, then 10 the model is less sure belong here.
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About 5 in 10 posts here get an intent label; the model only labels the ones it is sure of.
Don't worry about it, sharp-edged table leg; I've still got 9 more toenails (you insentient wooden twat).
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The model is less sure these belong here, so they sit outside the ranking.
Now that I think about it, I won’t feel truly seen by Amazon until it clocks me as “Obsessed with learning early aughties indie rock songs on his banjo” (currently working on “Between the Bars” by Elliott Smith, if you care…)
Mine lists “Maintains organized living spaces” under Interests and Hobbies and notes that I read mystery novels regularly and care for guinea pigs extensively. In summary: I am evidently the world’s most boring person, but nobody, not even Amazon, thinks my buttocks are flat.
this may not be that funny out of context but after a long day this is the funniest thing i can think of
Occasional you find yourself in a place with a cheese door instead of a cheese drawer. My cheese door brings all the hippos to the yard... Or something like that.
My epitaph will read: "Drowned in a tub of lukewarm water while taking 'bobbing for apples' way too competitively."
THE KRAKEN DEMANDS COFFEE, WOE TO YOU IF THE MILK IS ON THE TURN.
If i was invincible i'd go into explosions and have my friend record me flying around
i would chop Skip's nuts off if it would bring world peace
Adventurism smh
Now baby I'm the ripper
