My "ding dong the orange man's dead" bottle has become my "depressed on a Thursday" bottle. Oh no sure would be a shame if something happened now...
Humor · Life · page 2
Further down today’s ranking of Humor posts that are people’s own lives and social moments: page 2 of 2.
MY CUSTOM GTA GANG MEMBER: We gotta hit the high school auditorium Saturday. This local craft fair with all the painted pumpkins is popping. ME: No it has always been my dream to stay at home and safely masturbate. 🟡 Quest updated: A Weekend Without Hospitalization
I am, in fact, a misshapen loaf of bread with a PhD.
me: “hmm how should i start this text to our boss?” my coworker: “Hi Diva!”
having my bones removed so I can really commit to the gelatinous lifestyle
My typing quirk is that I can't type
I want one of these in my house.
“Hey! I’m cookin’ and havin’ sex ova here!”
