Ever wish you were talented enough to overcome your eccentricities? Or is that just me? Yeah, figured as much.
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my HS freshman year english teacher was named Mrs. Penix. after surviving hundreds of 15 year olds with that name, i had no choice but to respect
yet anoþer night where i just mysteriously woke up at 4am for no reason
I have to web search everything I say to make sure it's not some weird slang
I love that my kids think that I'm smarter than my husband. I'm not, we're fairly equally educated with our areas of expertise overlapping in quite a few places. I just answer faster than he does so I'm usually the one answering questions. Except today.
My habit of thinking through some discourse cycle and landing on “eh I don’t think this is worth getting all pissed off over” is, ironically, the thing that most reliably gets people pissed off at me
How isolated and alone does my brain tell me that I am at times? My perfect polycule probably would have asked me to leave by now.
last time I tooled around on a brand new X account it took me less than a minute to hit a high-octane slur, but I thought, hey, maybe John’s right and it’s changed. had a stopwatch going this time, 73 seconds
Heading to a first date. Hope it's better than some recent ones ^^
Having long-distance best friends is such a scam. What do you mean I am insanely happy for four days and then my heart hurts as soon as I'm on the plane?
An exciting week of three evening meetings! I am already tired.
i have monday and tuesday off so hehehehe <- still has homework to do
Good morning. Kiss a stranger today. Time for the ceremonial coffee.
I am better when I am calm That's the message loud and clear I'm calm when I'm asleep I guess I still wake up in a sweat every night and hate sleeping and you know this But sure Just gotta sleep it off Then what What do I do tomorrow? Unfair to ask you that? Figure it out myself? Great
My vibe has been assessed as "chill grace" and yeah I'll take that
Me: texts "i love you sleep well" Me: puts my phone down and tries to sleep That one part of my brain: okay but are you sure you didn't type i hate you and you should explode Me: oh damn I should check that i didnt say that Why am I like this
the kind of high where you want to post like "i love you all" on bluesky. but that will look like a suicide note or otherwise very funny next to your tweets about being too high so instead you lampshade the urge
Sometimes instead of writing a blog post maybe just like go walk in a forest or something
I finally bought the limited edition Thesaurus that I've always wanted. When I opened it, all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am. #dadjoke #jokes #humoursky
Wandering around my house muttering “bongo bongo bongo I don’t wanna leave the congo oh no-no no-no-no” over and over like an absolute madman while I try to remember where I put my glasses only to find them on my head. My transformation to little old man is complete. 
I hate being a millennial because sometimes I will melodramatically ask myself "what am I doing?" and mental autocorrect suggests "oh yeah that's right I'm doing me" . I would pay an exorcist good money to remove Drake from my brain entirely
I wake up and I'm still eepy tbh I did go to sleep at like 2am lol
A break from the shitshow that is this country.... SisFace and I had a good time catching up, and she left at 5 a.m. to make the long ass drive back up. I WON THIS ROUND My Pepe King Prawn is on loan to her, and in a bag of stuff she was taking up... I HID JESUS. He is back in her possession.
My 3yo hates when I put sunglasses on our pumpkin because “he’s a pumpkin, not a dude.”
Past me is a dick sometimes. Now I have to rebuild a thing cause of him being lazy
Neighbors probably wondering why I am fixing my car while wearing a fashionable new denim jacket 🤪
I wish I had a family
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Flat remodeling is slowly coming along. Finally ordered new switches, decided on and ordered a dishwasher and a new fridge. Still need to sort through the pile of stuff™ at some point though...
it's about 0430 here and i hunger for fufu thanks to a conversation i had on the #Fediverse ... would try to make it myself, but the last time i tried, i was informed i insulted my wife's side of the family's culture. they were dead serious, so i don't do "surprises" any more.
Thankfully, I have zero meetings today and just little tinkery tasks to do. Most important thing is to go for a walk. Can't tell you how much I miss going to the gym 😢
My only complaint about the ocean is someone put too much salt in it.
Well, the car is definitely not fixable by me. The frame is bent. So now I have to do the insurance, get it fixed, trade it in, and get a new one. If only a tree would fall on it tonight.
When the firefighter looks terrified and says "Yeah, that'll do it." youtube.com/shorts/Edar5tpGIfI #Firefigher #comedy #funny
Nut that ends up under the couch cushion: AWOL nut.
Dope T-shirt received 👌✅🍾 Ended up in the letterbox of my neighbours, which are quite nice :) Now digging the internets and rediscovering my old yt playlists... Blasting UK garage on the floor, now my neighbours must somehow hate me... Or do they enjoy UKG ? We'll see I guess, if they knock at the door I'll invite them ^^ #ukg #UKGarage #4tothefloor
MrsD, heading into another clothes shop: "I won't be a minute". Me thinking, that's true, you won't! 😉
i was like "why am i so fucking irritable today" while i was at the shops and then i was like "oh i need to buy coffee because we ran out yesterday OHHHHHHHH"
The best part about building a reputation as a traveler among your friends and family is that, when one of them invites you somewhere and you don’t want to go, you can just say you’ll be out of town and they’ll believe you.
I'm tempted to put an 'Out-Of-Office' on my emails for the next two weeks. But something is telling me I will need the distraction. Did I mention we have a museum show opening in Montreal next month. If this is me managing my nervous system then I should probably just go walk it off.
Clear your mind and think of the frog.
Some times the back and forth between half deaf, and senile elderly, can be tedious as heck to endure. Worse, I hope I never get to that point.
last time i drank ayahuasca a machine elf said "super sonic sardonic catatonic animatronic tonic phonics" and i thought it was aesop rock
Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your CV? Barrister: No, that would be an admission against interest.
Forgetting to put water in the coffee machine is the number 1 sign I need more coffee. 🤦
hey chat what if i suddenly changed my name huh 'cause like i've changed everything else already and with that i've severed any connection to "Northy" as a name, proooobably for the better as that name has links to uh, you know, an arms manufacturer. there was a time i saw that as a plus, not now.
I know good internet advice is never post your Ls online, but the temptation to write a blog post about how 2026 has been the most challenging year to date of my career / my employability / my late-capitalism compatibility is calling me like a fucking siren.
You're focusing on the wrong part of the story and need to get to the scariest question of all. Why 𝒶𝓇𝑒𝓃'𝓉 you wearing a cape?
It's my birthday year.
I always check my work calendar on Sunday nights to make sure I don't have to wake up early for a meeting, I just noticed that a proposal that was due tomorrow was due first thing in the morning (which should be illegal) so I wrote it up real quick and sent it and then noticed a typo
I never get the kind of quiet I enjoy...it's always the "Oh...everyone has left to be with others, or, suddenly disappeared and now its quiet". Never the "I had a really long, fulfilling time with folks to where I feel socially fed and gonna retire for the day ^_^"
