A train leaves Chicago at 63 mph carrying 14 penguins and 6 divorced clowns. Another leaves Boston traveling at the speed of Thursday. If 7 watermelons owe back taxes and the conductor's grandmother is purple, how many pancakes must a giraffe eat to keep the moon from becoming an electrician?
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The bus will be here soon One of the good things living here Buses Hugz & xXx
Just your average Sunday afternoon here, drinking fancy tea and watching sea animal videos with the kiddo.
My social battery has been drained. Hubby took us out to eat for dinner, at a pub no less (neither of us drink alcohol) and let me tell you, sitting there surrounded by people downing alcohol while we waited for our extremely mediocre food was not a fun experience.
gay yearning as i am once again alone
sorry to rant abt my irl but what is up with families who will not listen to your requests. why do i, someone who they have known for 22 almost 23 years, have to BEG for them to not tell the waiters its my birthday. genuinely ruined dinner for me lol
did it, :thenpcsinhitmanwhenyouthrowabrickacrosstheroomtodistracthem:
Had a comfort food lunch and conked out into a cozy food coma during the worst of today's heat. All in all, a pretty solid day off I think and maybe progress in trying to 'untrain' my constant productivity drive? This owl doesn't really know the meaning of relax very well.
Thinking about my vibes and I must admit I'm quite compelled towards the following I want to be pretty, I want to be warm and kind. I want to give off the vibes of a woman you meet in the mountains that guides you through the piercing snow, and when you turn around after saying thanks, she's gone
Miss ONE bath…
i don't have much stuff but i like looking at bags 💔 looking at 2 really cute ones rn
"How would this shower could at scale"
quick update: my wedding's coming up in 3 weeks and busy doing prep for that, the job I had tried to line up strung me along for two months, I departed before it started, they begged for me to return and when I politely declined I was threatened in a "we'll sabotage your other job prospects" way
Today, I walked 3.61 miles, did a load of laundry, graded one set of remote sensing labs, graded two sets of bibliographies, wrote two letters of recommendation, looked over slides for tomorrow's classes. It's Sunday. I still need to download Sentinel data between classes tomorrow for a demo. 😑
Today is another good day to not argue with strangers on the internet, but y’all don’t make it easy sometimes.
She yodeled back to the lonely goatherd "Ladle odle ladle bye-bye!" . #DontAskASong #HashtagGames
updating to say fuck it, I'm staying in
Slept for 12 hours and needed it.
me if i survived a lethal injection
Should I stay or should I go... Nevermind, I'll figure that out myself #dontaskasong #HashtagGames
(What they want is my penis)
