Q: Why does the Norwegian navy have bar codes on the sides of their ships? A: So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but nobody knows how they got in there. #dadjokes
Feeding the dog with The Child™ when The Child™ reaches out and knocks the bowl over. The Child™: That wasn't me. Me: Oh? The Child™: I have 56 hands living inside of my body. One of them POPPED RIGHT OUT. Did that. But then it went back." Me: I see.
Take me a-ray… 10/5/2026 #BlockHeadZ #comic #art #artist #humor #Halloween #vampire #sunshine
i've played #endacopia #digitalart
One day, a man sat upon a very large and flat rock. He looked up at the sky. The clouds were foreboding and dark black, and yet no rain fell. Then a frog hopped onto the rock and said, "Do you think it will rain?" The man said, "Well, I do not think so, for it is a dry season." Then the frog said, "Guess what? There is an emerald in your mouth." And sure enough, the man felt an emerald in his mouth, and it was a good day.
Why do you never see an elephant in a city? They're too good at hiding behind lampposts.
> "can you explain this gap in your resume" *whispering* stray bullets when I shot up the previous place. I slipped with my massive machete. it's a burn mark from my flamethrower. I spilled some napalm. I spilled some aqua regalia. I spilled some blood of a coworker on it and fixed it with Tipp-Ex. *clears throat* sorry yes that's uh, my sabbatical, I uh, took some time to work on myself. Optimized my strategy. Worked on long horizon improvements. I'll circle back on that. I'll let you know w-
In the 70s Stevie Wonder tried to launch a range of military grade protective clothing made entirely from fruit fibres. My Cherry Armour #Lunchpun #HaveALaugh
