girl suffering from erectile dysfunction be like "my dick has no game like a PS3"
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Further down today’s ranking of Humor posts that are creative work and self-promotion: page 2 of 2.
Anyways mushrooms
Human chairs were not made for Orcs.
pilot on intercom: folks I’m so high right now haha just a little airline humor copilot: sir we’re still at the gate
- Knock knock! - Who's there? - The No-bell prize committee!
"Why did the Rooster go to KFC?" "He wanted to see a chicken strip."
#3481 Stop dancing on my magic staff!
simon and garfunkel have merged together to become one simonous garfunkel
What would Postman Pat be called if he had a dog?
Human bodies are like giant mech suits piloted by small poops
andrew w.k. if he was a baker: you better get ready for pie
"How did you get the nickname Groin Punch Jones" he asked, instantly regretting it
What does a Scotsman really hide up his kilt?
Energy Vampires but they steal your home's electricity and run up the energy bill
My superhero name is Luke, my superpower you ask? Being the best Luke I can be.
Draculas can walk around in the day time just for the month of October
“The Joys of Composting: The Movie.”
Italians don't get high, naw, they get stonebaked
They use my semen to get the flavor in Tostitos Hint of Lime tortilla chip
In a world of Glen Powells be an Alan Ritchson
coin collectors should be called coinnoisseurs
anytime a guy says 'im him' its short for 'im a himedanshi'
*tony Montana voice* “SAY HELLO TONMY LITTLE PENIS!”
