I googled “five word movie titles” thinking I could pick one and use it to make a little joke ha ha but was instead once again force fed a reminder of how dog shit useless google made itself on purpose.
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“I googled “five word movie titles” thinking I could pick…”
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26 of the story’s 34 posts, best first: one per person. We leave out exact copies and posts from people whose settings keep them off pages like this one. The title is the name people mention most, or the opening line of the best post.
Owls are actually the best.
"GTA6 looks kind of mid"
Generative AI is now banned!
See you in Rayman 4
Garlic AND chilli sauce, bossman?
My son has sausage fingers 
"Posthumous knighthood for Benny Hill."
"Endwalker is kinda overrated, yeah?"
Please take care of corgis.
Jones barbecue and foot massage
“I’m not wearin’ hockey pads.”
press “m” to fast travel
Release the Trump Epstein Files
Oh fuck, it’s the cops!
Give all trans people castles.
"they nerfed the fucking dungeons"
Now baby I'm the ripper
Donald Trump is a pedophile.
Skibidi Bop Mm Da Da
Myles Jack Wasn't Down Dammit
"I got eighteen dollars, Dude."
Is this the poison pen?
i fucking hate corgis actually
"Please delete my search history."
365 party girl bumpin that