Women love it when you tell them to smile more, which is why I tell my wife to smile every morning. Wait. That came out wrong. Women hate it when you tell them to smile more, which is why I make my wife coffee every morning instead of asking her to punch me in the face.
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Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your CV? Scientist: I made it in TeX and can't figure out how to remove the gap but I also don't want to get yelled at if I post a question on stackexchange, so I have instead decided to appreciate the gap, which is still there
Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your CV? Charles Darwin: That our employment collections are very imperfect, is admitted by every one. These many links we could hardly ever expect to discover, owing to the imperfection of the employment record.
