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  1. #Octember Jack- Um... well... oh that bumps up against his reality a little. He has worn the beard on occasion. Skinny Clause, but Clause nonetheless. The suit makes the fae. He played his role exactly as required. Charlie- Assuming we ignore the "fuck no, this isnt even real" part, she... 🧵 1/4

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  2. @maximejaz.bsky.socialBluesky

    #Octember Nate has the body for it, so he'd probably do a good job, but as he's perpetually drenched in sadness and grief, he might need to hind behind his beard. Eric would probably better be off as Krampus, with his devilish grin, but if he has to be Santa, he'd be a very eloquent one.

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  3. #octember Despard has lived with other religions. He'd do everything in his power to make sure all the children got their presents. Tebfin would gleefully paint toys and take care of the reindeer. Kahyla would watch for the demons following the magic. Krampus, anyone?

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  4. @vampireantihero.comBluesky

    #Octember #TFTNG - Acanthus would absolutely be filled with joy. Cypress would be overwhelmed with the thought of ruining Christmas. #S3 Rebecca is straight up not having a good time xD She hates kids. #YP Phoebe would straight up refuse and ruin Christmas.

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  5. @vincentlore.bsky.socialBluesky

    #Octember Lazarus: "what do you mean, Santa is real?!" ... He'd do his best I'll put it that way 😂 Owen, meanwhile, has no idea who Santa Claus is. But he'd do better than Lazarus I think, even if the end result is more Nightmare before Christmas than actual Christmas. Because of the everything

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  6. #Octember Hailey as Santa would be very unhinged. I don't anticipate it going well for anybody. She'd totally peek at everyone's gifts. She's a natural klutz so she's gonna bang into stuff after she yeets herself into chimneys. Her sleigh could be pulled by her Chimera, though. That'd be cool!

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  7. @nightoffallengods.comBluesky

    #Octember I think the gang would manage collectively becoming Santa Claus/Saving Christmas remarkably well. Roderika has the Joy Arlo has the gentleness and the laugh Tala has the hard work Henet’s got the magic to get it done And Mary is the beacon of kindness (and the red nose in the cold)

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  8. #Octember Bolton is the only one handling this situation with any sort of grace. He's already got a "taking care of everyone" complex, he may as well be responsible for every kid's yuletide cheer, too. But he's dragging everyone else along for sure

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