@readuction.bsky.socialBluesky
The yankees swept. Lol. Lmao.
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- @pirjapaa.bsky.socialBluesky
If you need a laugh right now 😂
- @thedrawplay.comBluesky
Lol Tampa is going to blow it
- @sylvie.lemondolls.lockerBluesky
Comin back to this! Im socially nervous but def reach out if you wanna get to know me!
- @pepperfoxx.bsky.socialBluesky
the funniest thing in the world rn is how i thought i was doing some psychotic ass upstairs neighbor shit (had to vacuum at 4am after spilling goldfish crackers all over the floor and nobody heard a thing. me apologizing at 6am as everyone gets up and everyone confused bc they dont hear a thing
I'm not ready for a new day 😩 lol.
- @smtuffy.bsky.socialBluesky
My wife: Can you read our baby a book? Me: I can just play an audiobook from my phone. My wife: But then it won't be in your voice. Me: What does it matter, all adults sound like a trombone to kids. Parenting hits different when you work in comic strips
- @mufcadam.bsky.socialBluesky
Funny haha? Or funny choice to shoot ourselves in both feet with lots of canvassing still to do?
- @goosegloriosa.bsky.socialBluesky
that's gonna be my senator
I haven't beenon a date in a couple years, I'd rather stay home tbh lol or take myself out lol.
- @lucagalletti.bsky.socialBluesky
They went to complain to head office 😂 IG: @goofygirl14 ~ Jill Collins Frazer Wildlife photographer www.instagram.com/goofygirl14?...
- @dirtbagqueer.rocksBluesky
football is an extremely funny game
- @rewhan.bsky.socialBluesky
lol. lmao. etc.
- @realitykath.bsky.socialBluesky
britani always trying to have a moment, and always flopping is so comical #rhoslc
- @andywheatley.bsky.socialBluesky
There's always humour. Yesterday I arranged for a priest to give my mum the last rites as she's a devout Catholic. The priest was lovely & gentle. As he prayed he knocked over her precious statue of Jesus. It hit the floor & Jesus' head fell off. The priest was mortified. I couldn't stop laughing.
- @gemmagould.bsky.socialBluesky
North West Bylines keeping receipts 😂😂😂😂
- @only_ohm@mas.toMastodon
Content warning Swearing in song lyrics
1. The Dolly Mixture Theme Song by Dolly Mixture (referring to their own performance, "it's gonna be a fuck-up but at least it's new") <youtube.com/watch?v=WEwsVRAtdLc> 2. Star Me Kitten by REM (Stipey does not sing "star") <youtube.com/watch?v=wsIW_CqXYCQ> 3. Lounge Act by Nirvana ("I'll keep fighting jealousy 'til it's fucking gone") <youtube.com/watch?v=dZqpol8Yrq8> 4. Rockstar by Hole ("We look the same, we talk the same, we even fuck the same") <youtube.com/watch?v=VAT7NLi0CtU> 5. National Express by The Divine Comedy ("It's hard to get by when your arse is the size of a small country
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- @un5toppabl0.bsky.socialBluesky
I would make all my Marines know everyone else's jobs but this is all my bosses ever saw me doing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
- @rhettoeraven.bsky.socialBluesky
Yah just watch Coraline, you aren’t missing anything 😂 boxd.it/gH7pmb
- @jinkster13.bsky.socialBluesky
"reflect on... whatever we need to reflect on".
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