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- @yehawsnail.bsky.socialBluesky
at the bed store and the salesman buttered me up like ive never been buttered before and you know what? I’m falling for it 😌
- @zeratanus.bsky.socialBluesky
Me: "What happens if I end this contract early?" Salesman: "You can cancel this at any time, risk free" [Reads contract] [Risk] Man I'm not even against buying what you're selling but now you've lied to my face and now I'm saying no on principle.
- @grandmasweb.bsky.socialBluesky
Some days you cannot please everyone. The more the snake oil salesman tries to please his base, the more he ends up pleasing no one.
politico.com Trump’s beef gamble isn’t paying off
- @incognitosystem.bsky.socialBluesky
i'm always delighted when some car salesman drops their "i will buy your shitty car" card in our mailbox. you've seen the building we have to live in and think we can afford a car? how nice of you
- @dvtavfc.bsky.socialBluesky
Brentford have left more boots in than a forgetful Welly salesman today #AVFC
- @segalow.bsky.socialBluesky
discord constantly advertising their new nitro-exclusive features after their verification controversy makes the whole platform feel like its a sleazy used car salesman
- @tupacchakuterie.bsky.socialBluesky
If you are a car salesman, you should NEVER send me a request for a review....I WILL drag the fuck out of you and every last one of your reptile coworkers. FUCK CAR DEALERSHIPS
- @massshootingtrk.bsky.socialBluesky
The worst U.S. shootings on this date (Oct. 8) are listed below. #GunsDontMakeUsSafer The deadliest: a chemical salesman fatally shot 4 acquaintances inside an airplane hangar; the 3 next deadliest all directly involved domestic violence:
- @sandycortez.bsky.socialBluesky
The Messiah of Martha’s Vineyard turned out to be just one snake oil salesman What happened to paying people a living wage?? What happened to healthcare is a right??? It sounds like Obama is putting these people back in chains… The chains of poverty
- @hootsiferhouse.bsky.socialBluesky
I finished the original Laughing Salesman and have moved onto the new series The og was great. Loved the creepy storytelling. The new series uses some crappy cgi at certain parts, but it has the juice so far (plus a bangin opening theme: Nope by Nakamura Eri)
- @cowboysangha.bsky.socialBluesky
“Is my hair thinning, or am I ripping it out because a thirty-four-time convicted, sexually abusive steak salesman with a Hannibal Lecter fetish is five points ahead in Arizona?” Hat tip to @guncelawits.bsky.social
- @fuzzymike.bsky.socialBluesky
Tim Kreider's Reagan Obituary
- @dorothyinhell.bsky.socialBluesky
becoming a door to door leadpaint saleswoman
- @lucagalletti.bsky.socialBluesky
“Where do you put your tips?” 🤣🤣
- @zeroemerald.bsky.socialBluesky
Imagine your name was Mr Poo Man
- @neilturkewitz.bsky.socialBluesky
Trump & his supporters like to suggest he’s “transactional,” implying that he employs common sense rather than getting bogged down in irrelevant ideological debates. But did everyone realize that means America itself is for sale? Our dreams. Our principles. Our aspirations. For what? #SlavaUkraini
- @s-ummerwing.bsky.socialBluesky
Paying sex workers redeems your immortal soul btw
- @curiousrobin.bsky.socialBluesky
Sounds like he wants taxing
- @bobgeiger.bsky.socialBluesky
A lawn business?? I would have guessed clergy or Boy Scout leader. www.huffpost.com/entry/mike-j...
huffpost.com Mike Johnson Has A Surprising Plan If GOP Loses House
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