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Meg: “let me put this in terms that you can relate to…” <proceeds to explain something by using an analogy about Worf observing Klingon rituals in Star Trek: The Next Generation.>
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- @jasinfayble.bsky.socialBluesky
In Last of the First, bk 1 First Conjugation, Miriam and Jakob finally did that intimate thing we're not supposed to talk about in public! 😆 Jakob, the Incubus, has never made love and doesn't know what to do with all the new feelings while Miriam denies hers. #writingcommunity #amquerying #romance
- @rickynow.bsky.socialBluesky
"Oh that was a bad miss" #nffc
- @localnotail.bsky.socialBluesky
#ThisIeAmerica wake tfu USA
- @pramsey342.bsky.socialBluesky
I mean...isn't this literally A FACE IN THE CROWD?
- @phunkywitch.bsky.socialBluesky
it must be so embarrassing to have the ref call your number out to the entire stadium because you got a penalty
- @beingliberal.bsky.socialBluesky
Trump: "I could say the stupidest things and you'd clap." And they did...🤦🏼🤦🏼♀️
- @yopauliefl.bsky.socialBluesky
#LOLSU #SyracuseFLOLOLtbaLOLOL #FLOLOLridaPanthers #BuffaLOLOLSabres Not a great sports day for me LOL
- @mommyunit.bsky.socialBluesky
They don’t even realize he’s insulting them.
- @cinematicexcrement.comBluesky
Every once in a while, the truth slips out.
- @theredterra.bsky.socialBluesky
Republicans be out here trying to give us all face blindness.
- @rexburke.bsky.socialBluesky
Today’s match was glorious for 88 minutes and then we remembered that we are in fact #htafc
static.klipy.com Man's Exasperated Facepalm
- @angel2damax.bsky.socialBluesky
- @mandypandaren.bsky.socialBluesky
He doesn't realize the entire world, with millions more people, can also hear him? And we aren't laughing or clapping.
- @regularguyskol.bsky.socialBluesky
I’m so embarrassed for those people, get a spine damn.
- @habbydolphin.bsky.socialBluesky
Did people not expect us to be this bad? Because people really should've expected us to be this bad #PhinsUp
- @sleandres.bsky.socialBluesky
second awful fumble by holani lol
- @jenbunnee.bsky.socialBluesky
somehow just managed to walk my face into a doorframe while turning around in my hallway. I think I need to go back to bed.
- @randall.gobirds.onlineBluesky
Fuckface
- @stano.bsky.socialBluesky
It's OK to look down on people who voted for Trump.
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