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hey man you're not allowed to levitate in here. house rules
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- @dvsmemphis.bsky.socialBluesky
Oh, so they wrote the rules for their donors, gutted your health care, jacked up your rent, and now they want you too tired to vote? Cute. Here's a wild idea: vote early, skip the lines, and watch their faces when "defeated" turns out to be their word, not ours. Beat 'em. #momsky#sheshed
- @rcharanpagan.bsky.socialBluesky
The first rule of MAGA is that you have to be beaten with an ugly stick. And the second rule is that you have to be beaten AGAIN!
- @theferocity.bsky.socialBluesky
I don’t think I could be a gangster because I hate group projects. Also, I don’t get the sense that they have good health benefits. #MobLand
- @robotron.blogBluesky
God playoff baseball RULES
- @zunelhak.bsky.socialBluesky
If you're playing a videos game and they keep hitting you and you yell "OUCHIE MCBOOBOO" really loud they're legally not allowed to kill you and if they do anyway it makes them a meanie-butt. FYI
- @theferocity.bsky.socialBluesky
Kevin’s wife is OVER IT. Homegirl just wants to drink and have sex with Tom Hardy. And she’s so real for that. #MobLand
Ahh, was just slightly too impatient. #driveinmob
- @mostlyleafies.bsky.socialBluesky
You can’t throw guys into the ice. Let’s see if these guys know the rules
- @miama.bsky.socialBluesky
loading screen tip: if you express dissatisfaction with your 𝗱𝗿𝗮𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗯𝗶𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗲𝘀 to somebody at a 𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗸𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗹𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗹 than yourself they may 𝗯𝗼𝗶𝗹 you
- @grindagoat.bsky.socialBluesky
y'all are nothin but wobblemeat to me
- @un5toppabl0.bsky.socialBluesky
If one were to ever try and create an everlasting cult of morons it would be hard to come up with 5 better rules than the first 5 commandments 🤷🏾
static.klipy.com Moses Drops the Ten Commandments
- @allkins.bsky.socialBluesky
'Get your angry mob supplies' #TheFilmCrowd #BrideofFrankenstein
- @randydavidbishop.comBluesky
Laugh... Cry... Get confused then angry. This episode has it all. #Minecraft #HostilitySMP youtu.be/kt5kz0dmkDo
youtu.be Shell-shocked
- @scarvis.bsky.socialBluesky
#MÖRKTOBER Day 8: The Wailing Flail- An ensorcelled heretic’s skull nailed through with rusty spikes and attached to a chain. It makes a keening wail as it’s swung through the air. If the wielder spends their turn swinging it, any enemy who hears it must make a morale test or flee. #MÖRKBORG #TTRPG
- @vivarioarriba.bsky.socialBluesky
But it's not a surprise if you tell everybody first... We see you MAGA goon. Not going to work. #JustGoVoteEarly...INPERSON
- @chuck2father.blacksky.appBluesky
Refs getting tight because the crowd is annoyed c’mon
- @drewtherogue.bsky.socialBluesky
They always love taking killed/banished players words as gospel #CelebrityTraitors
- @sc0rmedia.bsky.socialBluesky
"Hey, yeah, I'm at the mall. Cool. Yeah. Meet me on the 15th floor of the 6th staircase after passing the 3rd infinite hallway. No, I don't know where the bathroom is."
- @theferocity.bsky.socialBluesky
I’ll be honest. I have no idea what’s happening this season of #MobLand. It’s all chaos and vibes. But Maeve is up to SOMETHING!! ☝🏾
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