@mcmillen.devBluesky
hahahaha this worked
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- @ahl.bsky.socialBluesky
I think of this almost every day when talking to a computer
- @chrisweedpiano.bsky.socialBluesky
Hey you can't call me that
A farmer asks his horse, "Did you take my thesaurus?" The horse says, "No." 😂😂😂
Doin' the Filled Out a Form in Pen and Only Fucked up One Field Raaaaaaaag
Kissing space goats could fix me
- @daddyjew.bsky.socialBluesky
Stranger: square up Me: i ain’t tryna do math
- @phatcussy.bsky.socialBluesky
(crashing directly into a brick wall) now THIS is pod-raCing
- @nerdydodger.bsky.socialBluesky
"and we're dinosuars" lmfao
Filling out a questionnaire & ticking no all the way down the sex and drugs questions 😂😂😂
- @eleanor.lockhart.contactBluesky
DATA CENTERS ARE INSIDE YOUR SKULL RIGHT NOW THEY ARE IN THERE, CRAWLING AROUND THEY'RE INSIDE YOUR BONES THEY POSSESS YOUR VERY ESSENCE
its easier to ask for forgiveness than it is for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle
- @knightofgames.bsky.socialBluesky
andrew w.k. if he was a baker: you better get ready for pie
- @mrpaulrobinson.bsky.socialBluesky
No one talks about castration
- @cozygayboy.bsky.socialBluesky
top 10 bluesky hunks
- @theshrimpening3.bsky.socialBluesky
when an octopus sucks out your brains
- @cocochipscookie.bsky.socialBluesky
I should be kept in hammerspace storage between a girl’s boobs
inventors of the alphabet finally agreeing on what comes after "t":
- @cartire.bsky.socialBluesky
Clerk: Sir, did you do this... Me: umm... no. And you should keep a better eye on your checkouts. Clerk:
- @Gustodon@mas.toMastodon
If you get married, you tell that person EVERYTHING.
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